verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing
Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?
by mmcg1 August 3, 2021
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so there i was, waxing cheeks in the woods and i couldnt even spray off because i was so fucked up. to wax cheeks is to fuck. spray off some daddy batter, get rid of some stomach lotion.
by sloppy moose October 28, 2006
Get the wax cheeks mug.Sarah waxed Charles Dick,
now Sarah needs a napkin.
She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.
now Sarah needs a napkin.
She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.
by Hankburt June 24, 2008
Get the wax dicks mug."Hey did u eat that wax muffin?"
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
"I don't Urgel, I really don't know..."
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
"I don't Urgel, I really don't know..."
by Waxxy August 15, 2009
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