wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

Wax Anxiety

The feeling you get in your car on the way to get a Brazilian wax. Thinking, “what am I doing ti myself”. Your hands will get got a sweat from the pain and adrenaline rush. You will find yourself working on your breathing skills and smiling nervously.

I’m starting to get ‘wax anxiety’ the closer we get in line for this roller coaster ride…

by Crack of Dawn May 5, 2023

wax cheeks

to deal with a broad in an intimate way

so there i was, waxing cheeks in the woods and i couldnt even spray off because i was so fucked up. to wax cheeks is to fuck. spray off some daddy batter, get rid of some stomach lotion.

by sloppy moose October 28, 2006

wax dicks

Fellatio, oral sex, blowjob, dick sucking, dick licking

Sarah waxed Charles Dick,
now Sarah needs a napkin.

She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.

by Hankburt June 24, 2008

Wax Muffin

A muffin made entirely out of wax, and taste like wax as well (unless you heavily flavor it.)

"Hey did u eat that wax muffin?"
"Yeah why?"
"It's only used for display idiot!! Your never supposed to eat it!"
"Umm, so what's gonna happen to me then?"
"I don't Urgel, I really don't know..."

by Waxxy August 15, 2009

Wax Worm

When you have excess lube on your wee-wee.

Andy Eichel always has a wax worm when he is done with jill.

by huepert k February 19, 2011

WAX WUNA

An absolute baller, someone who is higher in almost every aspect in life in comparison to LEO, LAV, LYLAN, LON, LAL, LURGANG, LANIEL, LATRICK, LILL, and on and on.

"Hello Mr.President"
"Hello kid"
"I am Wax Wuna"
"Here is 1 billion dollars"

by Wax Wuna May 26, 2021