CCP Virus

Chinese Communist Party Virus: An evil virus started by a country full of disgusting bat-eaters. Now a pandemic, it has killed hundreds of thousands innocent people all over the world and has wreaked havoc in virtually every country. It’s well on our way of being endemic.

“I sure hope things start looking up soon. If it weren’t for the CCP Virus, I’d still be happily employed right now”.

by disco.puppy September 14, 2020

mind virus

Pertaining to any thought(s) or idea(s) or problem(s) that causes an individual to devote an inordiant amount of time thinking or acting upon the aformentioned thought(s), idea(s) or problem(s). Mind viruses typically cause all other work to cease unless,
a. the idea is completely thought out,
b. the problem is solved,
c. interaction from an individual who has not been affected by the mind virus intervenes, or provides an immediate solution to the idea.

Mind virus are very contagious, especially in individuals who work in scientific, engineering or philisophical communities. Virus can spread via email, web pages, and word-of-mouth.

There is no absolute cure that is currently available in perscription or over-the-counter pills.

The ideas on creating a successful DARPA challenge vehicle entry caused many engineers to contract a mind virus.

by Steve Gurski September 15, 2006

Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.

"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

by 任务：消灭所有中国共产党人 January 29, 2021

Zombie Virus

In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.

Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.

*containment cell shatters*

Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!

Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!

*dies*

by Apocolypse_Surviver April 4, 2009

180-virus

The kind of virus (or flu) where you don't know which direction to face the toilet, next. Also known as the lid-flipper-virus.

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{blaaaaahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhh!}

He'll survive, he's just got the 180-virus, tossin' and turnin' and doing the lid-flippin' on the old porcelain.

by buggy January 4, 2008

song virus

The phenomenon where one hears a song, then can't get it out of one's head. Transmission occurs when one person sings or mentions the song, and the second person then begins suffering the same symptoms.

Colby heard "Get Up, Stand Up" on his car radio on the way to the gym. He hummed it intermittently during his workout and sang it in the shower. Later that evening, seventeen people had "Get Up, Stand Up" going through their heads without knowing why -- they had contracted the song virus.

by cville girl October 4, 2008

Nigga Virus

Ebola
A reference to calling the coronavirus the Chinese virus

We're all talking about the coronavirus, but does the nigga virus still exist?

by pipperoni March 31, 2020