Vinegar

Person 1: I'm gonna say vinegar and finish the word
Person 1: Vi-
Person 2: negar
Person 2: No one likes negars
by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022
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Like vinegar for honey

Sounds like a decent book title, though nobody would read it and the author would never get the world on a string with it.
Like vinegar for honey isn't a bad book, it's no less factual or true than anything else you read. It's about good versus evil.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Balsamic Vinegar

A popular vinegar used on salads and in Italian cooking. The word Balsamic is derived from the Latin word “BALLSAMINO” meaning scrotum or gonad sack. This highly prized vinegar is distilled from the scrotum excretions of pre-puberic boys, giving it its characteristic aroma and pungency. The more expensive blends are formulated from 60 day unwashed scrotums whereas the less costly ones are only festered for a maximum of two weeks. Up until recently, most production came from the Italian monasteries and seminaries using pre-castrated choir boys. Now however, due to worldwide outrage over this practice, production is down and several other countries are now producing this special tonic. Africa and Asia now produce more than Italy. The African blends are particularly pungent and flavorful while the Asian varieties exhibit a slightly fishy odor and taste. Although the Asian varieties have yet to become popularized in the United States, they are steadily gaining market share on the west coast, particularly in the San Francisco Bay areas.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.
Wow, this balsamic vinegar smells and tastes just like you after a week of no showers. Your such a pig.
by Snowpimp48 March 12, 2023
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fanny vinegar

Gertrude's fanny vinegar was dripping from her as I finger blasted her to orgasm
by Dingly doo May 21, 2021
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Vinegar Breath

Vinegar Breath is the act of trapping your significant other under the blankets (Dutch oven can be included in this step) whilst you masturbate. Just as you are at your vinegar stroke you release the blankets and insert yourself into your significant others open mouth as they are gasping for air and release.
My wife scratched me with her fingernails so I gave her vinegar breath
by Jizgus August 24, 2017
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vinegar dog

Vinegar dog is an old timer name for vagina.
Well yungun I'm going out to get me a shot of the ol' "vinegar dog" mmmmm I just love me some "vinegar dog".
by Sir Psycho Sexy. September 18, 2021
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Balsamic vinegar

Random: *something about balsamic vinegar*
Elmo: that's a hard word for elmo
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023
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