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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).
Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!
by Santana0520 June 12, 2016
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Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.
I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.
by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016
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A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.
The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.
by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016
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When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.
That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...
by MissM June 17, 2016
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The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis
by Theurbanfox June 17, 2016
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A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis
He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it
by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016
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