uveer

Uveer is the CEO of sex and jolls

Uveer is a poes

by NotBrazzerBoy April 27, 2020

UVA

The University of Virginia was founded by Thomas Jefferson in 1819. UVA is the number two public school in the country and is ranked 23rd nationally at the same level as Georgetown. This beautiful school is rife with tradition and beauty. All one needs to do is walk around grounds on a spring day to see way all of the students at this storied institution love their school. The traditions at UVA are interesting and unique. From streaking the lawn down to the statue of Homer then kissing him on the bum and then running back up to the rotunda to say goodnight to Mister Jefferson to steam tunneling in the underground system of tunnels which brings heat to the buildings around grounds. Students here are committed to learning and improving the world around them. Some famous graduates of the University of Virginia include Katie Couric, Robert F. Kennedy, Tina Fey, Woodrow Wilson, and Tiki Barber. Students can be seen at all hours of the night at the 24 hour University library, Clemons, studying and writing papers. These students committed to excellence, have a no cheating, lying, or stealing policy institutionalized in the honor code and upheld by the honor committee. This single sanction code ensures Professors can trust their students and that students can trust each other. Those members of the University community who cannot abide by the honor code are removed from the University. Most students love the honor code however and would not get rid of something that makes their school unique. The University of Virginia is one of the best schools in the world and the premier undergraduate experience.

Person One: What did you do last night?
UVA student: Pulled an all-nighter in Clemons
Person One: Wow! Why?
UVA student: Because I had a paper due yesterday, another paper due today and a mid-term on top of all that. But I got it all done.
Person One: Wow, that seems tough, especially with spring break last week. You must be really smart
UVA Student: Yup, that's why I go to UVA

by UVAgirl March 12, 2009

uva

UVA is a very good school for the arts and most sciences, but anyone who takes engineering at UVA is a dumbass.

Guy: I'm an engineer from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: UVA, eh? Well, then you must suck hard core. Where did those Virginia Tech grads go?
Guy: aw man, I suck
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Girl: I'm a biology major from UVA, give me a job!
Recruit: Okay! Have lots of money.

by Idon'tgotouvasothere February 27, 2005

U.V.F

Abbrevation of Ulster Volunteer Force. Founded in 1912 in respose to the fenian uprising in which the dirty taigs were trying to take control of Northern Ireland. Heroes who still fight for the freedom of the people of Ulster to this day.

Up the U.V.F. F*ck the RA and the LVF.

by Turky September 26, 2005

uva

Useless, vacuous, ass-munch

The guy in the shirt and tie at the football game must be a UVA fan, you can tell because his nose tilts higher than everyone else around him.

by Kickin' Ass Since '84 October 13, 2004

Uvula

The one leftnut ballsack hanging in the back of your throats over/above your asophagous, it swings for side to side when you moan DADDY- AKA COCKBLOCK when you tryin to deep throat that big THIQ juicy black CoCK .

Timmy : so how your hookup with sharkesha go ?

Eugene : she squirted all my TESTCALS , but deep dicking her throats was harder than my boner because he uvula was such a cock block.

by Inconspicuous November 30, 2016

uvula

that dangly thing in the back of your mouth

he touched his uvula and threw up.

by somebodyz0r September 22, 2005