Uncle Spinny Dirvish

Any obsolete item or toy dating at least 25 years prior to present day

dude i found this weird ass uncle spinny dirvish in my grandpa's attic!

by highflyer? July 20, 2011

Uncle Shaddy

the name of an ancient god in norse mythology, meaning "Father of Awesome". Uncle Shaddy is said to have the ability to shoot spaghetti from his finger tips, piss pure alcohol and fart cheetoes. Today Uncle Shaddy is used as a term indicating, PARTY!

Dude! Let go Uncle Shaddy! I'll grab the beer you get the cheetoes.

by BlackParadox January 11, 2012

Midnight Uncle Smack

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Uncle Slam

When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.

My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed

by carcassxcutter July 10, 2010

Uncle shane

1. Not usually the tallest of people; bald headed; generally angry.
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA

Hey look it's my uncle Shane, he comes from the tribe of large mooses knuckle village.

by Dicknasty69 August 17, 2016

Uncle Sam

A man who was a meat checker in the Civil War who stamped safe meat with a stamp that said US as in United States, but that act what interpreted as Uncle Sam. They used him as a figurehead on posters for men to join the union army.

Also one of my relatives, whether you believe me or not.

Dude, did you see that poster in the hall? Uncle Sam wants me again! Freaking army men(:

by Erinnn(: March 6, 2009

The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

by JoZG October 20, 2008