um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

stink-um

A person who has the inability to remember to wash or clean morning, noon, and night. There washcloth is crumbled in a frozen state of non-use.

Your girl man sure is a stink-um!

I would love to talk to that her but she's got a stink-um problem!

by BabyBie September 19, 2009

um ow

What justin bieber says when he gets hit with a water bottle.

Bieber: I love you guys
*gets hit*
Bieber: um ow.
kik

by btwiow3n November 14, 2010

Mandar um Viturbo

To fart loudly just to annoy your friends

"FDS Lucas, mandaste um Viturbo?"
"When the situation gets tricky, you can always Mandar um Viturbo"

by BiluCleofas December 14, 2018

ace um up

to give a kid in school suspension

-That kid just skipped class
-ace um up (to give a kid in school suspension)

by boo boo 2016 November 4, 2021

Ume-Mayo Onigiri

The Ume-Mayo Onigiri (梅マヨおにぎり) is a type of onigiri, a traditional Japanese rice ball, filled with a combination of pickled plums and mayonnaise. The term "Umeboshi" (梅干) in Japanese signifies "pickled plums," originating from "Ume" (梅), which stands for the fruit "plum." When combined with "mayo," the abbreviation for mayonnaise, it creates the delightful flavor combination, "Ume-Mayo", found in this onigiri.

Sagiri: "Hey Sakura, What is your favourite type of onigiri flavour?"
Sakura: "My favourite type of onigiri is the Ume-Mayo Onigiri."
Sagiri: "What is that?"
Sakura: "It's an onigiri with a combination of pickled plums and mayonnaise as the filling."
Sagiri: "Mm! Sounds interesting, maybe I'll give it a try."

by KoumoriSakuraVT October 27, 2023

Um oh k

This is a word someone uses when they do not care about what you are saying. When you use this word it makes some feel what they have said was very un amusing and like it doesn't matter. Christopher I fucken hate when you use this word please stop using this word it makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry. Thanks a lot for ruining what I say by just saying this 3 word sentence. Fuck you christopher and your fucken statement.

Alex: I ate lots of good candy today

Christopher: Um oh k

Alex (curls up in ball and cries and thinks of the good candy she ate)

by hahahahafuckensavagealexbitch November 7, 2017