Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Your FACE is ugly

An insult, generally given as a comeback after another stupid insult.

"Your shirt is ugly."
"Well, your FACE is ugly."

by Somebody out there in the world July 23, 2008

Facebook Ugly

A boy or girl that one may find attractive in real life, but when you go home to stalk her via Facebook, you find that she has little to none attractive pictures. This is a downer when you try to show your friends a hot girl on Facebook; but unbeknown to you, she doesn't have many attractive pictures, making you look like a fool for thinking someone is hot who appears not to be.

Guy 1: Dude, you gotta see this chick she's so fine.

Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..

Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!

Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.

by Peed Reraner November 5, 2009

Ugly

What 90% of the human population is.

Me: Wow she is so ugly.

Friend: Yeah, but we are too.

by RCampz December 13, 2010

ugly bag

A purse that is vintage or earthy but happens to be very cute, if it is designed wrong has the potential to be very ugly.

wow bridget got such a cute ugly bag from that thrift store downtown!

by lindsss. April 6, 2009

Ugly Goggles

One who wears ugly goggles has bad taste in girls. They think the ugly ones look good.

Devonte: Yo dat girl is bangin
Luke: Homie you got yo ugly goggles on cuz dat gurl looks like magilla gorila ma nigg.

by Taheed December 30, 2008

ugly

Ugly is used as an expression of how DISGUSTING and not normal something is. People use ugly for situations when your friend does something so stupid that you can't even describe it in any other way other that yelling out UGLY!!! You can also use it as a pronoun to replace a person (dude, friend, my dude...ect.)

"YOU STOLE YOUR BROTHER'S GIRL??!! THAT'S SO UGLYYY"
"eyy ugly, i got to spill some ugly ass tea"

by Rxn_yyy July 2, 2018