Liberty Township 

Northern suburb of Cincinnati, home to Liberty Center and...that’s kinda it. You’ll mostly find upper-middle class families here, like Wetherington, Four Bridges, Bridgeton Manor, Evergreen Farm Estates, or basically any neighborhood along Princeton Road. More upper-middle class housing developments being built everywhere. Randomly places roundabouts for no apparent reason. All kids have the newest iPhone and drive around their parents’ new Toyota

1: let’s go to liberty center!
2: where?
1: it’s in liberty township
2: so...westchester?
1: yea basically

Liberty Township by Pumpernickel321 June 15, 2019

Commerce Township 

city in Michigan that borders West Bloomfield. lotta nice people but one of those cities where if you don’t smoke you ain’t cool. full of cocaine gangs. most of the people are fake and full of drama. 95% chance you’ll get used by money/weed.

not a fun city to live in
Person 1: should I move to commerce?
Person 2: no don’t, commerce township people are fake and lame and it’s boring

Commerce Township by Anon199291 July 29, 2019

Vernon Township High School 

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.

“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”

Vernon Township High School by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021

Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.

Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.

Upper Township Middle School by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022

Lacey Township High school 

90% white douchebags

8% asians
2% monkeys

“You know Lacey Township High School?”
“Yea, the race ratio there is terrible!”
“I know. They need more monkey representation!”

Lacey Township High school by >¢ March 24, 2022

Lockport Township Highschool 

A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.

The kids at Lockport Township Highschool are not that bad, except for peanut, he’s a pussy.

Lockport Township Highschool by Lthsfinest May 10, 2022

Ocean Township

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

God damn Ocean Township traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!

Ocean Township by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022