whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.
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