A place where everyone smokes and does dumb shit. lowkey not that bad. Everyone pretty valid except for peanut bro got robbed for $900 and ducked cuz he a bitch.
by Lthsfinest May 10, 2022
Get the Lockport Township Highschoolmug. A wonderful township, with a vibrant, diverse, and affluent population, and wonderful schools, direct transit and an easy commute to NYC, and much more. Also, very expensive.
by Mr. Polite September 1, 2022
Get the Millburn Township, New Jerseymug. city in Michigan that borders West Bloomfield. lotta nice people but one of those cities where if you don’t smoke you ain’t cool. full of cocaine gangs. most of the people are fake and full of drama. 95% chance you’ll get used by money/weed.
not a fun city to live in
Person 1: should I move to commerce?
Person 2: no don’t, commerce township people are fake and lame and it’s boring
Person 1: should I move to commerce?
Person 2: no don’t, commerce township people are fake and lame and it’s boring
by Anon199291 July 29, 2019
Get the Commerce Townshipmug. It is the death threat capitol of the world. It has been said that middle schools in the area have supposed "gangsters" who rock the 973 area code. The local rap scene has OG songs like "Straight outta Copeland" and "Nibblers 4 life" AWA, better known as Assholes With Attitudes releases weekly hits recorded at the group's main rapper's mom house, aka behind the AMC. Depending on where you are in this area, It can be defined by 2 main sectors, the gays, and the fake gangs. The gays have their rap called Lil Artistic X, they also rock the iconic green dyed hair and usually wear some sort of rainbow color as identification of their rap affiliation. The mall in the area doesn't usually have many people with rap affiliation, but you will find a dominant species in this mall area, soccer moms. Overall, Rockaway Townships residents, are either too rich to care, pretend the assholes don't exist, keep it real, or become fake rappers or gangsters. But mostly just shitty divided community or a group of actually decent people.
by LilLeaky May 13, 2024
Get the Rockaway Townshipmug. Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025
Get the Bartholomew township Brussels sproutmug. Upper Macungie Township is a township in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, in the United States. It is a suburb of Allentown, Pennsylvania, in the Lehigh Valley region of the state. The population of Upper Macungie Township was 13,895 at the 2000 census.
by FFEMT56 February 25, 2011
Get the Upper Macungie Townshipmug. A town with most of its population being inbred rednecks with nothing to do there besides explore the woods or go to the recreation center.
by FAT TURRET FROM PORTAL 2 December 14, 2023
Get the Dennis Townshipmug.