tot-smuggler

One who surreptitiously fondles another's testicles while they are sleeping.

Huh?! Dude, get your hands off me you tot-smuggler!

by Yayahooray August 12, 2008

tit tot

The nick name you give to a slut bag with tits the size of tots

Hey hoe stop being such a tit tot your really killing my mojo

by Clarence nightingale January 23, 2014

Timid tot

1)When a small child acts like it's shy when it's around overly excited "goo-goo-gaagaa" older women.

2)When a guy acts like the child mentioned above when around hot girls. Noticeable actions include mumbling and giggling in response to questions and hiding between his mommy's legs

Girls: so tom where are you from?

Tom: (looks down shuffles feet) gahh hehe mmmppphhlaa! (mumbles) memphis...

Guy friend: Dude don't be such an effing timid tot, it's pathetic!
Also see pussy

by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012

chili tots

The act fo performing a chili dog on a woman with very small breasts. Giving a pearl necklace would be adding cheese.

Since her tits were so small, I couldn't give her a proper chili dog so I opted for the chili tots with cheese.

by smittenkitten January 5, 2014

Titty Tots

When a female places Tater Tots in between or around her Titty's to fulfill the purpose of having a sexual partner eat them or for any other desired reason.

Guy: Yo Brooklyn let me eat Titty Tots last night!
Guy 2: Fuck, lucky bastard.

by The scrubbiest April 8, 2019

tater tot

A term used in tennis when one mistakenly hits a ball that is going out.

I was sure I had that point lost, but my opponent saved me by tater totting it into the net.

by King of the thugs May 23, 2012

prost-a-tot

A child entrant in to some type of regional "beauty" pageant.

The poor child had no idea that entering Kentucky's Little Miss Pageant made her nothing more than a prost-a-tot to fill a gaping hole in her desperate mother's self-esteem.

by jesshtx August 28, 2006