"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
by Iceman1008 November 05, 2013
The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
by Kenny Kong February 25, 2014
by A witty twit August 10, 2019
When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
myspace/bitchimbarney1234
myspace/bitchimbarney1234
by Anonomous Tosser November 02, 2011
A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
by Ziat September 09, 2017
An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
by HarambeisaSaint777 December 03, 2016