"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

When a skank puts on unnecessary amount of lipstick and licks your asswhole ^.~
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by Anonomous Tosser November 2, 2011

A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.
Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!
by Ziat April 19, 2018

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

by tidalattorney May 23, 2024
