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Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

Cleaning the Toothpaste Cap 

Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste 

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

Oh no, you got the toothpaste 

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*
Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.
Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit
toothpasted by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014

Toothpasties 

Toothpasties

When you're so involved in what your doing, you don't notice the large quantity of toothpaste still in your mouth from when you brushed your teeth an hour ago.
I have the Toothpasties" "I'm high
Toothpasties by fuckidontcare August 3, 2011