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National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.
"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
by SirGrove October 20, 2021
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Tuba toothpaste

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
1/5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth with a tuba toothpaste
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019
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Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.
Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?
by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024
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organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.
Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard
by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025
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Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
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