"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"
"Please, don't remind me"
by SirGrove October 20, 2021

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.
by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.
by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
