Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Tickets To See X

Trigger warning

When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .

Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.

by gzmakally March 7, 2020

Dirt Tickle

A dirt tickle is when a male is penetrating his female partner from behind in her vagina and inserts his finger into her anus to stimulate his erection.

Dude I was smashing Michelle from behind and she just wasn't doin' it for me so I put my finger in her ass and gave my knob the old dirt tickle.

by imsquarehead May 17, 2019

Hang on a tick

A tick is the tick of a clock, meaning a very short space of time. Hang on means to wait: "Wait a minute". Informal speech.

"What do you want?"
"Hang on a tick....an apple."

by ziosam November 13, 2013

Four-Pickle Tickle

The ultimate bro interaction in which two bros touch fingertips and wiggle them (as if playing the piano). For when a high five is too much and the fist bump isn't enough.

Craig explained how he talked his way out of getting a ticket, then Phillip hit him with the four-pickle tickle.

by Dericious08 July 11, 2016

beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009

Tickle Rape

When somebody is tickled against their will.

Generally resulting in a dirty feeling afterwards.

When su-bo man handled Naeem 4 times and tickle raped him until he could stand no more.

Not just a little tickle, a full on 20 second session again & again.

by Vito gonzo July 6, 2011