Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011

mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011

A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014

by Dublifeeeeee March 4, 2022

Tia Lily is perfect! She is smart, funny, kind, cool and super pretty. Every one loves her and she is really caring and Loving. SHE IS JUST SOOOO PERFECT!!!!!!
HB: wow dude can you see that girl
Hos friend: yeah man it’t Tia Lily, she’s just the most beautyful girl!
HB: and she’s just good at everything! Man i wish she liked me!
His friend: yeah, but you don’t have a chance! Every one loves her!
Hos friend: yeah man it’t Tia Lily, she’s just the most beautyful girl!
HB: and she’s just good at everything! Man i wish she liked me!
His friend: yeah, but you don’t have a chance! Every one loves her!
by Børgecolagirl June 12, 2019
