Thumpin’

Very fast runners

Wow did you see Jonathan he was thumpin’. He ran a 17 minute 5k.

by TheThiccestDaddy August 20, 2019

Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.

I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help

by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

jungle thumper

a person whos bass on the car stereo is exceptionally loud

jim: whats that bumping?

dave: oh thats doug.

jim: how can you tell its him?

dave: are you kidding? doug is a total jungle thumper, you can feel his bass from down the street!

by chunky turk March 8, 2009

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011

Thot Thumpin

Getting the attention of a thot, by thumpin your hand on your car door as low as you can.

You know the best way to get the attention of a thot is, you gotta go thot thumpin.

by Snipedog22 September 22, 2017

seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

by Paunda November 12, 2016