foot thongs

Sandals with toe straps; chanks

Girl, you cannot wear those foot thongs to a job interview!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 19, 2022

Fongs in thongs

The natural attire of Jay and Matt Fong is the thong. From this common wardrobe selection, the colloquialism "Fongs in thongs" developed in the late 1990s.
Variations: Fongy thongy, thong Fong, etc.

I sure am glad I signed up to help with Rainfest because I got to see Fongs in thongs.

by UBC Rec February 01, 2005

thong mommy

A mommy in a thong. Typically in her late teens or early twenties, unmarried and still hot. Thong mommies dress the same way they did before pregnancy, e.g., tight baby doll tee, navel piercing, back tattoo and low rider pants with a thong showing.

"Thong mommy" is a new millenium take on the "welfare mother"; thong mommies are usually clueless about the harsh realities of life. To thong mommies, life is a party and a baby is a cool accessory.

The mall is a great place to find a hot young thong mommy.

by Spanky Smackety May 05, 2007

Management Thong

Very shallow, thin, misrepresentation of an individual that tries to let everybody know around them they are in charge, but in all actuality, are lacking material, substance, walks around with their nose in the air, stuck up, no personality, and pissed off like something is stuck in their ass.

Jeeeez, what the hell is her problem today? Oh nothing, she is just wearing her Management Thong.

by wolvy April 25, 2008

Thong Theory

A theory that states that thongs, while in use, may either increase or decrease the attractiveness of women.

Using a scale from 1 to 10 to rate the attractiveness of women where 1 is 'not hot' and 10 is 'very hot':

Hotness Scale:
1 <= n <= 10

Women who are rated n < 4:
These women decrease in attractiveness: n - 1

Women who are rated 4 <= n < 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1/2

Women who are rated 10 <= n <= 7:
These women increase in attractiveness: n + 1

Mike: Her tits are nice and she's got a nice face. I'd give her a 7.
Joe: Dude! Mike, she's totally wearing a thong though. That makes her an 8 today! At least according to the thong theory.

by Raph, Adam October 30, 2007

Thong Wearer

The act and passion related to wearing a thong.

Rori is in love with thongs and can't resist wearing them, thus making her a thong wearer.

by Rori July 16, 2006

thong slap

The sound made by the pusbucket VDJ 4.5 V8 toy motor. Sounds like balls slapping a hairy arse

Did you hear the thong slap coming from that shitheap? Wonder how long before it throws an injector?
Why did Toyota ever stop making the FTE? This thong slapping heap of shit screams brokeback mountain

by Shpongle99 May 28, 2018