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tyler thompson

a short tempered little gay bitch who asks underage girls for naked pics, thinks he's cool by driving in his front yard. Tyler is a one to forget.
Kid: hey did you hear what tyler Thompson did?
Other kid: yea, I heard he asked another girl for nudes
Kid: yea lmaooo
by Jazz Wellington April 22, 2019
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max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!
"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.
by Max thompson August 15, 2003
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

An fantastic journalist circa 1960's. His writings often include topics from Nixon to Hells Angels. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas is his best known work. Mainly for the fact that it surfaced when Johnny Depp had emerged from being the guy from 21 Jump Street
The best damn author ever has to be Hunter S. Thompson
by Miotch October 20, 2004
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Connor Thompson

Penis Licker.......who also looks like a rapist/grinch/whore..........small penis
by thegrinch69 December 7, 2011
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mr.thompson

Ohh look there's Mr.Thompson
by Jacob needs to know March 17, 2017
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Thomson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson:

1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.

2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.

3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thomson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!

Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)

Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thomson
by Koreans are bad January 6, 2016
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Thompson Tube

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)

If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.

Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"

"Must be a Thompson Tube."

dildo sex toy
by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009
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