Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...

I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom

by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020

zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

Boom Zoom

Basically, you crap in your pants.

I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.

by SpootSTL August 21, 2011

zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.

by [e-mail] October 19, 2020

Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020

Zoom Toobin

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020

Zoom Class

Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!

Hey, its 7am... time for Zoom class! or I can come in late and say it was my internet....

by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 10, 2021