zoo ass

Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.

My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.

by Zoo Master August 03, 2011

zoo zipper

a game were you sneak into a zoo when it is closed and break into the animals cages. You try to have sex with as many as you can before the animal kills/harms you because you were so stupid to do this. the more big and vicious the animal the more points you get

people were found dead in animals cages with no clothes on a couple times in the 90's

i was almost killed zoo zipping last night by the tiger
zoo zipper is fun while you are drunk

by petre101 January 06, 2010

Art of Zoo

animal and human sex if you go on google image that it

Art of zoo
animal and humans
but the animal are the top.

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 16, 2021

loser zoo

The display of assorted stuffed animals beneath the rear window of a car.

grandmas, Plymouth Dusters, late for bingo, displayin' their loser zoo with pride.

by TSP April 29, 2006

zoo pie

ugly-ass mug

"Damn! Get your ol zoo pie outta here - you're scarin' the kids..."

by jackamo May 08, 2003

zoo poopie

poop that is shaped of some animal form.

my moms poop was shaped as a scorpian there for it was a zoo poopie

by kaitlyn miller January 05, 2008

That's Zoo!

A colloquial term used to describe anything that is generally sub-par or otherwise shithouse.

"Breast reduction surgery? That's Zoo!"

by Toblestein August 18, 2008