Special Yogurt

The yogurt that only a man can make. Thats makes other men or even other woman. Smaller ones.

Dude, you kill wasted all that special yogurt

by TylerLikesSpecialYogurt October 25, 2009

Forbidden Yogurt

Slang for semen

Damn why is that forbidden yogurt so thick?

by Cassandra Dimitrescu June 11, 2021

Skim the yogurt

A rudimentary form of birth control in which an individual licks the pre cum off of the penis before intercourse.

Jenny: "I heard you and Brian had unprotected sex last night. Aren't you afraid you might get pregnant?"
Becky: "Na, I made sure to skim the yogurt before I let him stick it in."

by BigTitti3 May 14, 2020

yogurt daddy

An old man that attempts to trade yogurt for sexual favors.

The yogurt daddy delivers the creamy goods.

by MrJMChester December 19, 2019

yogurt splatter

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy

I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

by Ma Nigga Sakeen Alib Talib June 10, 2014

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023