An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
Get the Gorlock scale mug.A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
Get the Tate scale mug.Power Scaling is when a person compares the power of one character (usually from a shonen anime) wither the powers of other characters even though they’re from different shows. A Power Scaler is the person who does power scaling usually brings up power scaling anytime there is a discussion about a character they want to power scale
Person 1: Zoro is marine fodder he not beating Goku though
Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling
Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling
by mauaph August 13, 2023
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gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex
gutterball=kiss
7-10 split=feeling up
spare=hand job/fingering
strike=oral sex
turkey=69
slytherin=sex
Tom: hey so i turkey-ed with a girl the other night
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean
Bob: that's nice on the new bowling scale, i know what you mean
by slytherin=dirty July 27, 2010
Get the bowling scale mug.the scale of race definition, starting at the lowest end of the scale with a lightly shaded ken (0.1 - 3.0), the on to the mid range darkie being a kennith (3.1 - 7.0) and up to the higher end of the scale being a kenwyn (7.1 - 10), the blackest of the black
by Mr barton fishblower May 24, 2008
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1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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