grandma saggy ass

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels

I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch

by Balenciaga1000000060i23548q98h March 20, 2019

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.

1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...

by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016

saggy ass cheekage

When the ass cheeks descend below the hemline of the skirt but no vagina is visible.

That chick has too much saggy ass cheekage to wear a skirt that short.

by heyyalllll May 23, 2009

saggy shorts

when you take a large shit on a girls freshly shaved pussy and then proceed to put her underwear on over your steaming load. the woman now stands up and you can see her "shorts" sag. it is now costumary to kick the woman repeatedly in the crotch to try and induce any bleeding or extra secretion of fluid

damn i been havin dis reel runny shit so i decide to geeve me bitch da saggy shorts. her crotch bleed and me get very happy

by t-rokd June 7, 2009

Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006

Saggy Bag Drag

When an older woman with saggy boobs, drags them across the back or arm of a younger man as she passes by trying to get his attention.

Dude, I just got a Saggy Bag Drag by that fifty year old woman. When I looked back at her she looked at me and smiled. Is she serious?

by Favretron January 5, 2010

saggy beaver muffin

when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.

ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.

by kayla frenner January 25, 2009