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The Clemification Process

Making things more difficult than the have to be
They really went through the clemification process when making that background just to blur it out
by RianeCraft April 23, 2023
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Due Process

Due process is a fundamental right that ensures everyone, regardless of citizenship or legal status, is given notice of accusations and an opportunity to defend themselves before the government takes action.

Trump does not understand this concept because he is a moron and doesn't care about the Constitution. He is unfit to be a president.
(ICE detained a sickly mother who is undocumented and accuses her drug trafficking 12 years ago)

Mother: this is a mistake. I never sold drugs.
ICE: (with a mischievous grin) a trusted confidant told us everything. You are on a 5am flight to El Salvador tomorrow morning.
Mother: this is a mistake! Let me talk to a lawyer.
ICE: Criminal aliens don't get lawyers. HAHAHA

(Mother is deported the next morning. Later that afternoon in a federal court)

Federal Judge: This is preposterous!!! You snatched her from the street and just shipped her out the next morning like cattle! Did you give her a notice beforehand? Did you give her an opportunity to defend?? Where was her due process?

Trump: (yawn) it was an administrative error. It is what it is.
by ThePunisher312 April 27, 2025
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Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty
Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020
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Spicy Brain Process

When your brain explodes with fiery confidence and you confidently tell other people something, only to realise you are completely, spectacularly wrong. Then you do it again with your next thought, just as certain and just as wrong, keeping the spicy cycle of confident nonsense going forever.
“Don’t forget, Danny is a girl!”
1 hour later…
“Oh god, no, Danny is a dude. I was thinking of a different Danny.”
30 seconds later…
“No wait, that’s not even Danny. Her name is Kate! Oh god, spicy brain process!”
by StackOverflowed December 2, 2025
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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
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