Nuts

A guy on facebook who talks about a reoccuring dream where a T-Rex eats him....that's nuts!

A reoccurring dream. I look out my porch and I see a field with hundreds of Sauropods munching away in the grass. I am so amazed, I walk to the edge of my porch when I hear thundering foot steps coming closer and a HUGE T-Rex runs down the street by the house towards the field but catches me in its left eye and decides to pay me a visit by ripping into my house for a treat. WHATS IT ALL MEAN?!!! IT MEANS YOUR NUTS!!

by McGrathski April 22, 2010

nut

To nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.

Matt made me nut three times while he was fucking me in my boy-pussy!

by eda-skip December 31, 2022

Nut

A fruit composed of a hard shell and seed.

Not ejaculation you fucking morons.

"A wild almond is a nut which contains trace amounts of cyanide."

by AdvancingTECH February 22, 2015

Nuts

Simply a bowl/container of assorted nuts.

"Oh, wow, man! Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl... It's like Nutstock, man!"

--Tommy Chong Intermingling Nuts

by DeeperThanHell September 5, 2016

nut

an act of nutting; aka bustin a nut on it

BRO I NUTTED ON UR FACE OMG

by REEEek September 17, 2018

nuts

the male reproductive organs.
nuts (testies) where the jizz and sperm are kept
nuts stay outside when the WONG goes in!
vulnerable to itch

my nuts are very itchy.

by dabomberall1 December 31, 2011

nut

a very dry fruit, that monkeys usually eat

Quit looking up nut on urban dictionary you pervs and go to church

by a stingray February 3, 2021