by naminaidk June 14, 2024

by nice_balls_nigga November 14, 2019

who the fuck knows
Stooge: dude ... (hits blunt) so like ... what's the meaning of life and shit
Blender: who the fuck knows
Stooge: damn, I never thought of it that way
Blender: who the fuck knows
Stooge: damn, I never thought of it that way
by Mark Rust December 14, 2020

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”
Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
