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Louisiana Lawnmower

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.
Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim
by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025
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Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”
Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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Hitler's Lawnmower

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.
The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower
by Morris Lester January 30, 2025
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Pork-Based Lawnmower

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023
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human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
by Bummer753 June 6, 2024
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