Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"

by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020

Kissing the King

The act of giving a blowjob. Specifically kissing the head of the penis.

I walked in on Nicole while she was Kissing the King.

by pocketmaster6969 December 13, 2021

Dismember The King

a blackened deathcore band made up of two vocalist. who did i mention are in HIGH SCHOOL. with their guitarist and mixer Donny. with their fan base being called "The Holy Ones" based off their song "For I The Holy One".

man 1: yo, have you heard of Dismember The King?
man2: that death metal band based online?

man1 proceeds to dismember man2

by tdogino March 1, 2022

Logan the king of YouTube

Logan the king of YouTube is a fucking idiot who hates everyone and despite his name, definitely is NOT the king of youtube

Logan the king of YouTube sucks, Logan the king of YouTube deserves pain, Logan the king of YouTube is horrible

by RedactedUser October 1, 2022

the king of town

A fat, elderly Santa Clause wanna-be who has no friends because nobody likes him.

"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"

by the gb5 December 3, 2003

The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

by joeyboy December 14, 2008

The King AKA CREEPER

A Creepy man who looks just like the king with da burger!! and he is a super creeper who like girls and thinks he is large and in charge and lives in canada

I saw The King AKA CREEPER at the mall yesterday, and i was soooooo scared!!

by Georgia McBooby& Pheela Maboob January 30, 2009