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1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.
by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014
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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
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talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.
Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.
by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003
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talk to the hand

Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.
"She was frontin' so I made the bitch talk to the hand."
by James September 3, 2003
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The Hand Before Time

The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.
That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.
by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010
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The Hand

A device that some people keep on there desk that consist of a mechanical hand in a box.
When anyone opens the box the hand comes out and closes the box.
It is meant to be a metaphor for the life that some people lead by just living by going through the motions and not thinking about the meaning of life etc.
He's got The Hand on his desk.
by Judge dredd7 October 1, 2011
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talk to the hand

something very stupid that girls do when they are feeling very bitchy and dont want to me talked to
wanna have sex??? omg boy!! talk to the hand i am not in the mood
by olithegoalie September 2, 2003
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