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1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014
Get the One in the hand and two in the bush mug.Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
Get the A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush mug.Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.
Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.
by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003
Get the talk to the hand mug.Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.
by James September 3, 2003
Get the talk to the hand mug.The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.
That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.
by Ron J. Livingston December 14, 2010
Get the The Hand Before Time mug.A device that some people keep on there desk that consist of a mechanical hand in a box.
When anyone opens the box the hand comes out and closes the box.
It is meant to be a metaphor for the life that some people lead by just living by going through the motions and not thinking about the meaning of life etc.
When anyone opens the box the hand comes out and closes the box.
It is meant to be a metaphor for the life that some people lead by just living by going through the motions and not thinking about the meaning of life etc.
by Judge dredd7 October 1, 2011
Get the The Hand mug.by olithegoalie September 2, 2003
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