Hamburger Whore

A hamburger whore is a girl or boy who will perform various sexual acts in return for a hamburger, cheeze burger, Mcdouble, wopper and any other hamburger you can possibly think of often times these whores are older and heavier moms and dads who will do just about anything to get there hamburger fix

Me: Hey I got a Mcdouble you wanna fuck
Seans mom aka hamburger whore: Really? I can have the whole Mcdouble?
Me: Yea
Seans mom: Omg let me suck that dick an get you hard so you can fuck me and I can eat that mcdouble

me: sweet

by cdawg91 September 8, 2010

Floppy HamBurgers

Where a girls boobs are so big and saggy a triple Z would be too small.

Guy1: DAMN! Look at those Floppy Hamburgers.
Guy2: HOLY! I'd hate to be seen with that!!

by __/|\__ April 11, 2012

hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

Happy hamburger

Someone who's just finished a meal and has to tell everyone how good it was. These people should be avoided at all cost, they will only suceed in pissing you off.

a happy hamburger can also be someone whos overly happy over the stupidest thing

Obi: Wooo! that cheeseburger was sooo great you gotta-

Dred: Stop being such a happy hamburger you noob.

Obi: My hair is so awesome-

Dred: your really starting to dissappoint me you happy hamburger...

by Lordreduxx August 28, 2010

Chicken Hamburger

A hamburger, but instead of a patty, there is chicken. Mostly used in Mexico instead of "chicken sandwich". Even if Adam is against that.

I'm so hungry... Dood let's get a chicken hamburger. How bout a Tendercrisp from Burger King?

by Tabris Frost December 23, 2008

texas hamburger

Eating out someone's asshole. (Because you have brown in between two buns)

I totally gave that chick a texas hamburger last night!

by kennnnnn May 10, 2007

Earl Of Hamburger

The man that rules over the land of hamburger with an iron fist.

"The current Earl of Hamburger is a tyrant!"
"Yes, he has raised the lettuce tax by 5%"

by The Bishop July 11, 2004