When you are receiving oral sex and your partner dips their finger in some hot chilli paste and shoves said finger up your anus.
Terri was giving me a cracking blowie the other night and then ruined it by giving me a Spicy Gilbert...My ring has been burning for 3 days now.
by FrichaelZ November 16, 2022
When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.
Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.
Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.
by SlicktheWild July 03, 2024
The feeling in the morning (Or anytime really) where you struggle with the decision to take your sweatpants or pajamas off.
by HiggsDaBossMan January 28, 2014
a dead pair of balls cut off and trimmed by the ball trimmer tm. gilbert is a fictional character from a fellow wattpad fanfiction of sangwoo ile imama doğru who is also a mafya and stole the kidneys of his tinder date because she called him small.
gilberts balls are not real
by gilbert ludwig halisdemir ball May 03, 2021
Gilbert Isreal is kind sweet and won't do much. He is basicly just you slave taking all orders and follows all. Keep in mind-He a gay bitch probably around age 15-16
Gilbert Isreal never disobey
Her:Omg gilbert was so nice to me 💙
Him:Yea he is just so nice to eveyrbody even if they bully him.
Her:Omg gilbert was so nice to me 💙
Him:Yea he is just so nice to eveyrbody even if they bully him.
by NiggaTruthsTells November 19, 2023
A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
by Chad Leaphart November 17, 2020
by Lollol1999 March 13, 2018