Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.

Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood by Endgame1320 August 9, 2010

Don't drop the soap! 

A comment saying used it reference to being ass raped by a well endowed black man when reaching for soap that you "accidentally" dropped.

Tyrone: "Don't drop the soap!"
Frank: "Oh no! I dropped the soap!"
*looks around to make sure Tyrone saw*
Tyrone: "Hey. You should really get that"
*Frank bends over*
Tyrone: "Surprise, Motha' Fucka"

Frank and Tyrone are actually secret lovers but Tyrone is afraid and ashamed of their love. Frank is Tyrone's Prison Bitch

Don't drop the soap! by FrickFrack July 28, 2014

don't touch the mustache 

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)

"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)

don't touch the mustache by TJStoner September 7, 2007

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. 

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by tipifire September 14, 2006

I don't like the cut of your Jib 

In the early 1700's the cut of the jib sail, often signified the nationality of a vessel. The term was being used figureatively by the 1800's to express like, or dislike for someone. So, the 'Cut of one's jib' refers to their general appearance of personality.

Little Jr. Son of a bitch: Hi Mr.
Me: I don't like the cut of your jib.

I don't like the cut of your Jib by Cricket_dakid May 26, 2006

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan 

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan by Ohioan December 9, 2008