Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 01, 2021

Cranberry Snowball

Eating the mixture of cum and period blood out of a pussy.

I was with my girl the other night and had Cranberry Snowballs with her. Shit was nasty but hot

by RockyRilund February 08, 2025

frosty cranberry

When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.

Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.

by Tmin January 19, 2018

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Sprite cranberry spice

It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

by Hello my guy October 19, 2019

Cranberry Fountain

A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain

I was on my period, so John gave me a cranberry fountain!

by Eshmansam May 05, 2025

Kentucky Cherry Cranberry

When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.

"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."

by NeverAgain0_0 February 07, 2022