Joker Choker

When a girl sits on your face without telling you she's bleeding. Upon realization, you sit up and begin choking her, laughing all the while.
"Hey man, did you hear what Zack did to your mom last night?"

"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."
by RomanBoners September 03, 2023
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Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.
When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Jolly Choker

by Samuelshotmom October 15, 2012
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thigh choker

a choker for your thigh
Damn, that girl got a fine ass thigh choker
by weloveyungdaggerdicks February 26, 2022
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 02, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 02, 2024
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smoked a choker

Description of smoking that a non-smoker might typically use in a friendly but slightly tut-tut manner towards a smoker.
Milky Boy smoked a choker and as a result was totally blissed out.
by Funky Magic November 15, 2007
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