Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

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thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

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When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass, then goes to a point higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof), and summons the hammer making it fly up through the persons body coming out of their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you hear about how Cameran died?"
Dean- "Oh yeah, he was given the Thor special right? Does that make him gay?"
Jake- "Yes, yes it does."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

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Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

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