Thor

Also known as the god of thunder is talented handsome strong but sometimes foolish and spoiled

Thor,the son of Odeon now king of Asgard.

by King.tj October 23, 2018

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Thor

God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.

A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.

During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️

Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.

Thor

by Cuccigang August 14, 2018

Thor stans

Annoying arse people who think that Th0r can beat wonder woman in a fight, sexist and sometimes homophobic and racist. overall definition: arseholes

th0r flop stan: thor solos fav, MID!

anyone with decent knowledge: shut ur fat arse up #BOSSED
th0r flop stan: UGH!! I'm LEAVING! YOU *random slur*

anyone with decent knowledge: fuck you arsehole! Thor stans don't know shit
- by Jugirlb

by Jugirlbs July 2, 2022