cum ton

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton

" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton

by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017

Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

Nigga Ton

Unit of measurement of someone dick's power

My dick has a power of 500000 Nigga tons

by NathanLegg April 8, 2017

Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.

Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash

by Lord Gott March 29, 2013

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 3, 2008