Starbucks

Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."

Did you know that Starbucks doesn't even bother to pull a decent shot (21-27 seconds)?

by SelfInducedPsychosis August 12, 2005

starbucked

After the sex the girl totally relaxes all muscles and pisses all the Starbucks coffee she drank all over you and the bed.

I had sex with this girl and after cumming she totally relaxed all muscles in her body and she Starbucked me.

by Stan Kennedy November 29, 2007

Starbuck

1. (Noun, Slang). A five-dollar bill used to purchase coffee or other needless items with inflated prices.

2. (Noun, Slang). A service rendered for the amount of $5, any service that you may attribute the value of only five dollars. A medial, mundane, or demeaning task.

3. (Noun, singular). An over-priced drink at a coffee-mill made by foreign child-laborers.

4. (Verb, Slang). A term used to express a punch from an open-hand attack. As the palm makes contact, the fingers stab the surrounding area of the target, making extra asskickin power.

5. (Noun, plural). The designated amount of American Currency used to purchase exactly 1 (one) cup of tasty coffee from the largest coffee chain in the Universe. One Green, Aberham Lincoln, $5 bill. The equivalent of one tank of gas for your car at it's peak time.

1. "Hey, check out this awesome rap CD I bought in the alley from a crack-dealer for just a Starbuck!"

2. Samantha - "Hey, can you pick up my jacket from the cleaners?"
Mike - "Sure, I'll do it for a Starbuck..."
Samanatha - "No way, dude... I'm never washin your whites again!"

3. "Oops! I gotta go, I'm late for work and I still gotta grab a Starbuck before I get back to my stupid job!"

4. "You keep runnin your mouth, and Ima starbuck you in the chin, muthafucka!

5. Jim - "Hey, do you have 5 bucks I can borrow for gas so I can get to work?"
Sally - "Sorry... This is my last $5 bucks and I haven't had my coffee..."
Jim - "What?!"
Sally - "I can't... IT'S my LAST StarBUCK!"

by therealkenkny January 16, 2011

starbucks

see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit

after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

Starbucks

to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".

I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.

<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">

by schneiderbird August 13, 2008

starbucks

A coffee store that is located on every block.

Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

starbuck

to rapidly expand a franchise globally, often pushing the local competitors out of business in the process.

KFC, McDonalds, and 7 Eleven have already starbucked their way across Asia, and will probably starbuck completely around the world very soon.

by Minnie's Mom August 20, 2013