A woman whose backside is so visibly covered in cellulite that it appears her yoga pants are concealing hidden bags of marshmallows.
Man, did you see that marshmallow smuggler walking into Starbucks? I think Lulu Lemon just threw up a little in her mouth!
by SmoovJC June 28, 2014
That bitch is a straight up bologna smuggler!!!
by KatieL October 07, 2007
a sexual act - kinda gross
Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
by Jimmy Buttphuck February 16, 2004
Woody's foot slipped in the hot tub, only to find out that Shantal was bone smuggler. Example 2: Rumor is: Lady Gaga is a bone smuggler.
by LadyJean January 14, 2010
"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
by Edazer... May 08, 2006
An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
by elektronen August 30, 2011