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paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010
mugGet the paranoid poopermug.

pooper-intendent

A school super intendent who has a penchant for pooping on school football fields.
Did you hear about the pooper-intendent at Holmdel High's school??!
by anon.gcfgv755r June 4, 2018
mugGet the pooper-intendentmug.

Pepper Pooper

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.
"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."
by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012
mugGet the Pepper Poopermug.

pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010
mugGet the pooper smoochermug.

Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.
Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.
by ApolloEz November 6, 2018
mugGet the Social poopermug.

pooper popper

A person with an obvious talent for anal love.
He's a real romantic; he's a real pooper popper.
by daybreak02 May 15, 2016
mugGet the pooper poppermug.

Pooper Sex

that act of having sex in the anus, usually refering to gay men
ex. Dave enjoys having Pooper Sex with his boyfriend
by Mr. Pooper Sex June 2, 2008
mugGet the Pooper Sexmug.

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