Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
Get the knowledge logmug. One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.
Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean
"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
by Shauna P 137 January 31, 2014
Get the The Hair of Knowledgemug. noun
1. False sense of bravado caused by an excessive, unchecked ego or boggled memories from the past.
2. Knowledge of foxes
1. False sense of bravado caused by an excessive, unchecked ego or boggled memories from the past.
2. Knowledge of foxes
by indified July 12, 2021
Get the Fox Knowledgemug. Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.
Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.
Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.
Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
Get the insta-knowledgemug. The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
Get the Knowledge Dongmug. by Unstable Mable April 23, 2011
Get the Knowledge Monkeymug. A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.
"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."
"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
by iamahab April 15, 2012
Get the Knowledge Biscuitmug.