necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.

if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.

by [e-mail] December 17, 2008

USB Herpes

When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.

"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"

by Staples Maffiaa August 9, 2009

Herpes

First sign sore throat

A girl gets it from swallowing sperm than you get Herpes

by Old Man145 August 29, 2009

shit herpes

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.

I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.

by pollup January 11, 2008

walnut herps

A common reference to a huge cluster of herpes.

That hos walnut herps today are fuckin gross!

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

Herpes Island

Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.

"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."

by plopmeout12 March 8, 2009

beach herpes

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.

"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"

by Liz G December 16, 2005