champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.
I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.
by Colorado Bootman October 14, 2021
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Geezer Trance

A type of electronic music defined by a regular repetitive pounding bassline that is favored by dried up old geezers who refuse to admit that their music is old and lame, much like themselves.
After spending 6 days at burning man where every camp was playing dubstep, I was actually happy to find a camp playing geezer trance.
by electro snob August 03, 2011
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geezer nose

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose
by Big daddy doom April 15, 2016
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geezer ad

Commercial advertising a product which is primarily for use by senior citizens.
I love watching classic TV but if they show one more geezer ad where someone's fallen and can't get up, I'm changing the channel!

elderly advertisement commercial
by J-Mommy July 05, 2014
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Geezer Lunch

When you’re William S. Burroughs as a Geezer…Everyone or most are Resting In Peace but sum how-YOU (of all people) lived…
I’m a full-on Geezer Lunch…I’m 35 and it’s a Mugwump Warfield out there…
by Pushmataha May 02, 2023
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Brexit Geezer

Fat, bald, plug-ugly British geezer, most definitely watches Football and loves a good pint with the lads more than anything else.
That fat tosser Arthur is a Brexit Geezer innit
by mPotatoLord September 05, 2023
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