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Deutsche flute

Automatic E-Cigarette,Smoking Vape Pipe used by millennials and other weak people to try and impress others by exhaling large white clouds from the sunroof or side widows of a moving vehicle or simply sitting in a coffee shop pretending to study political science. Some people add flashy designs or bright neon colors to further impress the other low performers in society.
Man, traffic was horrible today. It was stop and go for miles... it was especially annoying since I had to drive next this dude who was playing his Deutsche flute the whole way..
by Chuck Johnson April 29, 2019
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yazz flute

When a band plays east harlem shakedown at an e-flat, while keeping the cymbals splashy. The band takes the baseline for a walk.
Tino: Would everybody love to hear Ron Burgundy play yazz flute?
Ron: Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. Honestly though, I'm not prepared. Not at all. (as Ron slips a flute out of his sleeve)
by mikethegreat26 June 23, 2016
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Flute sex

The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.
Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."
by kordru March 11, 2020
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puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.
My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.
by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014
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Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things
"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"
by Thelunersun April 25, 2023
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Jamaican flute

1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.

2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound
bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it
by Corrupso December 8, 2018
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the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018
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