Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.
Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
by Yazthee12 October 29, 2007
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
Some faggot ass bitch who makes terrible music
by Coalfox April 13, 2016
When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.
by Guess.. February 10, 2025
He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.
by Guess.. February 10, 2025
Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
by TheSheetGhost August 28, 2011