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Dexter

the best person alive, usually the 2nd funniest person in the class, plays alot of fortnite but not all day cuz hes not a loser.
Dexter is the best! hes so cool!
by Dexter the great April 29, 2024
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Dexter’s Laughing

Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.
Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”

Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”
by Grizzlydino August 28, 2023
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Dexter sex

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
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Dexter

Dexter is a really hot cute boy and no one can lie and you can’t argue otherwise
Joe: Is that Dexter?

Deez: Yeah
Joe: Holy shit he’s hot
by Just_Not_Dexter June 9, 2021
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Dexter

A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.
"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"

- another example:

"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"
by linaeriksson April 28, 2022
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Pulling a Dexter!

Someone who misses a record by just a few milliseconds and disappoints all the spectators.

Source: (Trackmania Streamer: DexteR771)
Gamer misses a record by X milliseconds.
Chat: "Damn he is again pulling a Dexter!"
by aenix May 28, 2022
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