dentisted

a word i just coined
meaning when you go to the dentist and they are dentisting you
i have to get dentisted on monturday
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Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.
If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.
by SpeedyBB April 04, 2022
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Louisville Dentist

The act of using a baseball bat, presumably a louisville slugger, to knock someone's teeth out; a baseball bat used with the sole purpose of being used to knock teeth out.
you never want to be on the giving or receiving end of a Louisville dentist.
by ShootymcRooty May 27, 2023
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Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.
The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.
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Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.
The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.
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Dentist

that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u
Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish
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Dentist

A person qualified to treat the diseases and conditions that affect the teeth and gums, especially the repair and extraction of teeth and the insertion of artificial ones.
by IMgaine September 27, 2021
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