Coronavirus

A Virus That Came Out Of No Where And Now Killed Thousands Of People

Life :hey do you want a virus

Me : Please No

Life: Do i Care That You Said No Take it it's Named Coronavirus

by 1dk a name September 9, 2020

Coronavirus

Something almost out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there was never any normal behavior to deviate from, people's lives were always dysfunctional before the virus. It's the normal ones that always seem to want to get people more together to form a more functional, appropriate union that you have to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep people from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They're going to be dysfunctional as long as they are human. They don't have to try and get more functional, appropriate, or together on anything.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND

Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus

by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A stupid virus that killed people

The stupid coronavirus stopped the champions league

by Craxyz May 26, 2020

Coronavirus Test

When you fuck her through either nostril.

Bro, I think I touched her brain. That was definetely a Coronavirus Test.

by Upppeer August 22, 2020

Coronavirus

A Virus That Caused People To Stop Going To School And Then Come Back To it it Kills People And it Caused Karens To Make it Even Worse

Life: Do You Want A Virus Named Coronavirus

Me: No

Life: Do You Think I Care

by 1dk a name September 9, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)

Yo the coronavirus is so horrible

No fucking shit

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020