Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person

Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine

by Siknedevum January 30, 2020

condition zebra

to fill (close) all 3 holes on a female at once (navy people will know what this means)

this thot wanted to do me and my 2 buddies at once so we set condition zebra on her

by peety69 March 25, 2019

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Race condition

When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.

Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.

by JayKayLMNOP September 28, 2023

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022

coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019