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COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.
The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.
by Barakobam October 14, 2020
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Covid-19

Like All the other types of covids before covid-19 like covid-18 covid-1 etc is a made of virus to scare people but actually doesn't exist.
The virus was created in 2019 when the Chinese Japanese Koreans and all Asians made up the story to secure the public when they were trying to have a war with the world and people are thanking this virus is real when it ain't.
Look guys that Vietnam person is screaming about covid-19!
by 459395 February 23, 2022
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Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.
With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?
by Covido January 1, 2021
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COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people
Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020
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COVID-19

I HATE COVID-19
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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covid-19 effect

Covid-19 effect is when a pandemic breaks out and a lot of people doesn't seem to understand that we need to quarantine ourselves for the pandemic to blow over and for life to get back to normal.
guy 1: do you remember 2020?
guy 2: yeah that year had such a Covid-19 effect.
guy 1: a lot of idiots didn't seem to understand we had to distance ourselves for the virus to die.
guy 2: Crazy...
by Bee_Softy May 18, 2020
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Covid-19

a disease that attracts grim reaper
Dude I just got Covid-19”
“Your time is up”
by glusakid August 11, 2021
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