Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.

Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then

by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020

Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

coronavirus

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper

johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus

by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020

Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away

Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy

by ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️your girl 👧 Rae May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 10, 2020

coronavirus

just a code for BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER OR WE'LL GONNA di̶e̽͘e͛ͅe̖͆e̘̒̑ḛ̻͖eee̅e̠͙͛e͔ee̿ẽe̾̕e̡e̢̐e̘e̦͠ếèͅe̅e̩̯ͦe̓eee̳ͧḙͪ̏ee̘e

*siren noises* coronavirus

by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020