Brittany is a sad retard who just wants someone to love her. she’s not the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most talented, but she has pretty sick taste in music and is willing to love anyone who gives her a chance. literally anyone. pls just love brittany she hasn’t felt anything in years.
by sadfuckingidiot April 4, 2019

Person 1: why is Hunter doing that?
Person 2: because his gf (Brittany) is cheating on him
Person 1: makes sense
Person 2: because his gf (Brittany) is cheating on him
Person 1: makes sense
by FuckThisPussy69 March 14, 2017

A self centered backstabbing bitch. Doesn't know how to keep friends for longer than 8 months. Also she is very spoiled and bratty and when she doesn't get her way she throws huge fits in public.
Person 1: Who are you staring at?
Person 2: That Brittany over there is throwing one of her fits again.
Person 2: That Brittany over there is throwing one of her fits again.
by nirvaana March 7, 2015

by Sassypantslikeohhhh May 12, 2015

The worlds amazing kisser. She's way better at kissing than any other guy out there. Especially the ones who think they are better at kissing than she is. She is just the best out there.
by smartestpersononearth May 12, 2014

by Haless August 23, 2014

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.
by Poon snatch June 2, 2013
