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Brittany

Brittany is a sad retard who just wants someone to love her. she’s not the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most talented, but she has pretty sick taste in music and is willing to love anyone who gives her a chance. literally anyone. pls just love brittany she hasn’t felt anything in years.
“Brittany’s a sad loser

lol ik”
by sadfuckingidiot April 4, 2019
mugGet the Brittanymug.

Brittany

A hoe. Cheats on her boyfriends and girlfriends
Person 1: why is Hunter doing that?
Person 2: because his gf (Brittany) is cheating on him
Person 1: makes sense
by FuckThisPussy69 March 14, 2017
mugGet the Brittanymug.

Brittany

A self centered backstabbing bitch. Doesn't know how to keep friends for longer than 8 months. Also she is very spoiled and bratty and when she doesn't get her way she throws huge fits in public.
Person 1: Who are you staring at?
Person 2: That Brittany over there is throwing one of her fits again.
by nirvaana March 7, 2015
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Brittany

God that fucking Brittany has another std 😱
by Sassypantslikeohhhh May 12, 2015
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brittany

The worlds amazing kisser. She's way better at kissing than any other guy out there. Especially the ones who think they are better at kissing than she is. She is just the best out there.
Omg Brittany you kiss way better than anyome I know!
Brittany is way better at kissing than Austin!
by smartestpersononearth May 12, 2014
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Brittany

Noun:
A bitch who has -D cup tits and whose booty makes Asian girls look good.
My boyfriend broke up with me bc he said I look like a Brittany
by Haless August 23, 2014
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Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.
Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"
by Poon snatch June 2, 2013
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